Class 水準呢？

這首歌似乎在台版的芝加哥被剪掉了,原因是什麼我不知道
台版的翻譯真的很糟糕,讓我每次看每次罵
話雖如此,若我去翻也不見得能好到哪去
雖然歌詞的內容較粗俗,但旋律簡潔有力的傳達
喜好漫畫的二哥,我問他哪種角色最難畫
“多啦ㄟ夢”他很直截的說,越簡單的線條
越難達到那種境界,畫了很多次,就是無法描繪出神韻

Whatever happened to fair dealing 公平的交易怎變了？
And pure ethics 還有道德規範
And nice manners? 和良好的態度呢？
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass? 現在怎變成每個人都是混帳
Whatever happened to class? 水準跑到哪去了？
Class. 水準呢？
Whatever happened to Please may I 那些請,麻煩您了
And Yes thank you 還有是的,謝謝您
And How charming? 和多可愛阿？
Now every son of a bitch 現在每個都是混帳
Is a snake in the grass 就像草叢裡的蛇
Whatever happened to class? 水準到底跑到哪去了？
Class. 水準呢？
Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors, 喔,沒有紳士幫你開門
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores 也沒有淑女只剩下蠢豬和妓女
And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass 甚至連小孩要經過你前都先揍倒你
Nobody's got no class!!! 有水準的人到哪去了？
Whatever happened to old values 那些舊的價值
And fine morals 好倫理
And good breeding? 和好修養到哪去了？
Now no-one even says oops 現在甚至沒有人表示驚訝
When they're passing their gas 當他們放屁時
Whatever happened to class? 水準跑到哪去了？
Class. 水準
Oh, There ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use, 紳士這詞再也不適用再任何場和
And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce 甚至任何女孩都願意摸你的私處只為了拿兩點（紙牌）
And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass 甚至小孩揍你的下巴對你無理
Nobody's got no class! 有水準的人到哪去了？
All you read about today is rape and theft 而今天報紙上所看到的只剩強暴和搶劫
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?天吶！體面的事都沒有了嗎？
Nobody's got no class! 有水準的人到哪去了？

Every guy is a snot 每個男人都都蠻橫無理
Every girl is a twat 每個女人都是笨蛋
Holy shit 天殺的
Holy shit 天殺的
What a shame 真是可惜
What a shame 真是可惜
What became of class?水準到哪去了？